[Intro] C B C D# C B Em G# A [Verse 1] A Playing solitaire in restaurants A Boundaries, I’m testing em Am F No one’s really watching still I sense that I’ve been messing up Em F# Human but day by day I’m feeling like I’m less of one E Am Sent all my best friends presents yet I’m disappointing everyone F Em Got no direction someone summon Nora Ephron F E Beer pong’s how I learned the capital of Lebanon A Basically we’re Lennon John, young & dead and gone Am F Whiskey tipsy keep on slipping don’t know which end of the bed I’m on Em E Calories, Valeries in malls smoking on Cali weed A E How can you complain when you’ve made up all your realities? Em E Ballerinas balancing, validating maladies A E Barfing up their salad greens par for mister balanchine F E I text a lot of boys, but I rarely fuck em Em E Ducking clouds, breaking down, got my head up in an oven F E Shut my mouth, blacking out, yeah my brain is fucking bludgeoned Em E Though I’ve had my doubts, I know my stuff is straight disgusting F#m E And I mean that in the best way Em E Flipping shit like burgers, or fake furs, or a sex change Em F# Right onto the next phase, got my buddies in the backseat Em E Don’t like what I do then get your lips up off my asscheek [Chorus] Em E Rocks in my shoes, stones in my pockets Am E Em Lost and confused, cold and forgotten E Yeah, that’s me A E I try to look alive but I’m half asleep F E I got rocks in my shoes, stones in my pockets A E F Lost and confused, cold and forgotten E Yeah, that’s me A B I try to look alive but I’m half asleep [Verse 2] A#m Baby’s got a nosebleed, talking to a lead pipe A Strangers think they know me, photos of my best side C E Fit into my old jeans, haven eaten in, like, three days F#m You say I’m looking sick, well shit, you’re dead right C F Father’s vices, but my mama’s heart, so I’ve feeling like Em E Penitent a million nights, sipping on these Miller Lites Am E Wishing it was back to mash and after class and pillow fights Em E Feeling violated so I memorized the Bill of Rights Em E Kids I grew up with, perspective busted Am E And now like half of them are fat, that’s fucking justice F E Swear I’m on the cusp of something great, least I hope I am Am E Trying to get a couple butts to shake til I’m broke again Em E Compliments they’re never sinking in I’m drinking gin Em E And wondering why every night I bend over the sink again Am E Thinking I’m in love so my irises been twinkling F Em But he don’t feel the same, guess I’m permanently single then E My anxiety been fucking with me awfully Em E Should I be taking medications, doctor probably Em E Tummy’s bum need an endoscopy F Em Wanted everything under the sun guess I’ll settle for some Foster’s Freeze A But life’s gravy E Em E I’m trying to find a man & hop in his Mercedes Em E All my no ways been turning into maybes F A I thought I told you I was fucking crazy [Chorus] Em E Rocks in my shoes, stones in my pockets Am E Em Lost and confused, cold and forgotten E Yeah, that’s me A E I try to look alive but I’m half asleep F E I got rocks in my shoes, stones in my pockets A E F Lost and confused, cold and forgotten E Yeah, that’s me A B I try to look alive but I’m half asleep [Outro] F E Da Dada Da Da Dada A E Da Dada Da Da Dada F#m E F E Da Dada Da Da Dada F# Yeah, that’s me E Da Dada Da Da Da Dada Da A E Da Dada Da Da Da E F#m Da Dada Da Da Da Dada Da A G# Yeah that's, yeah that’s me